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onsdag 22 februari 2017

Master of Fakenews by Trump Donald

"Play that Paranoid music (white boy)."

The family album of Trump gospels
amazingly presents:
Master of Fakenews.

(A pretty louder reality show
than even the Osbournes could blow.)

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"100 days of Trump claims"
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The font in use on the Master of Reality cover is Kabel,
so fake fonts, here we come.

måndag 20 februari 2017

“You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this?”

Donnie Långtrump
(aka Donnie Longtrumping)
with his monkey Mr. Bannon.
Last night they wanted to
make Sweden great again.

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"Last night in Sweden"



The Lively and Strange Surprizing Alternative Facts of Robinson Crusoe

Friday bottle 1 (a good spirit)
It's Friday and Robinson Crusoe finds a bottle of booze. He empties the bottle, but before he gets a black out, he dreams of some one to share his destiny with.


Friday bottle 2 (a good spirit)
It's Friday and Robinson Crusoe finds a message in a bottle. A guy called Alexander Selkirk, who also happens to live on a desert island, is looking for a mate. Robinson starts to dream about an island for two.

onsdag 15 februari 2017

Newspeak: digraine - digrän - digreeni

Digraine - a headache disorder. Caused by heavy use of digital technology, services - or stress due to forced use.

Digrän - en huvudvärksstörning. Orsakas av massivt bruk av digital teknologi, digitala tjänster - eller av stress p.g.a. påtvingad användning.

Digreeni - päänsärkyhäiriö. Aiheutuu massiivisesta digitaalitekniikan ja -palvelujen käytöstä - tai stressistä niiden pakotetusta käytöstä.

lördag 11 februari 2017

Orpo Sipilä leikkii lehdillä

KAKKARA S.O
Leikataan | Ei leikata |

Leikataan | Ei leikata |
Leikataan | Ei leikata |
Leikataan | Ei leikata |
Leikataan |

Auguries of In-no-sense

To see a World in a Microchip
And a Heaven in a Smartphone
Hold Infinity on the slip of your lip
And Eternity in a clone

fredag 10 februari 2017

America first, Trump second

America first, Trump second!

Democrat votes 65,844,954 (48.2%)
Republican votes 62,979,879 (46.1%)

"It's official: Clinton swamps Trump in popular vote" (22.12.2016)

torsdag 9 februari 2017

You're Fired Shouted Donald To Ivanka!

Scenes we'd like to see in The Apprentice:
"You're fired shouted Donald to Ivanka, when her clothing brand had sold badly, terribly badly @ Nordstrom. This is not a big deal, it's a fair deal and a right thing to do. You're just a so-called business woman. I'm a great person and I've always tried to push you. My God, you're fired you loser, you're amazingly hugely fired!

"Trump Assails Nordstrom for ‘Unfairly’ Dropping His Daughter Ivanka’s Line"
"Kellyanne Conway’s White House Infomercial"

tisdag 7 februari 2017

These so-called companies like Twitter

A lot of so-called companies - Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Netflix, Twitter, Uber among others - has coordinated a legal action as a result of  the so-called travel ban. The so-called President, so-called Mr Donald J. Trump has written a so-called tweet regarding the first legal action in this matter, using the service of a ridiculous company. He should be overturned!

söndag 5 februari 2017

lördag 28 januari 2017

Trump logic - shooting but not losing voters

Last year Donald Trump said that he could
shoot somebody without losing voters.

I thought it sounded a little bit farfetched then.

But now it's seems amazingly logical.

Mr President Donald J. Trump has stated,

that there were dead voters around.

re: "Trump: I could 'shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters'"

re: "President says he will seek inquiry into voters ‘who are illegal’ and dead people after White House says he still believes millions voted illegally."

Breaking Faking News

Twitter can be crowded, as Capitol Hill during Trump's inauguration show, with false, fake and contradictory information and news. Donald Trump himself wanted to give a huge example of this by asking one day (11.1.2017) if intelligence agencies like CIA are making America a Nazi Germany - and another day (21.1.2017; the tweet above is from the day after) by stating that he is thousand percent with the amazing people at CIA.

No wonder that books like George Orwell's 1984 has suddenly sold out in the US. But Donald Trump seems to go further than just acting according to the law of "newspeak". Like Adolf Hitler he has understood that newspeak is not only new speak but also news peak.

(Yes Mr President Donald J. Trump, you are truly on your own way to a Nazi Germany...)

fredag 27 januari 2017

The. Mayflower sailing overseas

The. Mayflower sailing overseas to the New World,
for meetings with Donald the Wallbuilder Trump.
On board English Separatists, also known as Brexists.
 

Nils Granberg i Kungliga Österbottens regemente

Jag har tidigare skrivit litet grand om mina rötter i "Kedjan Granberg-Kiimaniemi-Högnäs" och i "Hög på näs". Häromdagen fick jag ett tips (och tack för det!) om att det i det österbottniska släktforskningsforumet Westside skulle finnas frågor och svar rörande Nils Granberg i Kronoby/Nedervetil.

Enligt uppgift i "Nedervetil KB 1761-1768 under Högnäs hittas...Sergeant Nils Granberg (1698-1763) och hans hustru Margareta Pihlman (1690-1766)".

"I Generalmönsterrullorna 1720 och 1729 anges Nils Granberg vara född i Nyland. Han kom som volontär till regementet 1715, 1719 var han kommenderad till Finland med major Eneberg nästan ett år. Enl GMR 1729 var han kommenderad till Tavastehus. I kommunionboken där 1725-29 finns han upptagen med andra 'utaf garnisonen från Österbotn'".

Det var alltså under sin kommendering i Tavastehus han träffade den nio år äldre Margareta Pihlman (enligt vissa släkttavlor "dotter till Haqvinus (Håkan) Pihlman och Elisabet Kristoffersdotter Herkepaeus").

En deltagare i Westside-tråden Nils Granberg i Kronoby/Nedervetil hänvisar till C-B. J. Petanders bok Kungliga Österbottens regemente 1723-1771 (skrift nr 29 utgiven av Svensk-Österbottniska Samfundet/Arkiv för svenska Österbotten nr 12).

I registret över Underofficerare, korpraler, stabspersonal och trumslagare återfinns Nils Granberg på sidorna 206-207:

"Född ca 1698 i Nyland; korpr. vid Kalajoki k; fur. 20.8.1718; för. 1722; vid Lohteå k. 1735; serg. 23.9.1741; avsked 28.9. s.å."

(fur. = furir | för. = förare | s.å. = samma år)

Mellan 1700 och 1721 pågick Stora nordiska kriget (under vilket Ryssland ockuperade Finland år 1714. Hattarnas ryska krig utbröt 1741 då Sverige försökte sig på revansch.

Petanders bok kan berätta att Nils Granberg ingick i Österbottens regemente under fredsåren 1723-1733, närmare bestämt som förare i Kalajoki kompani under ledning av "Kapt, major Alexander Rubzoff" (s. 23).

Vidare i samma Petanderska redogörelse att förare Nils Granberg tjänstgjorde i Österbottens regementes Lochteå kompani, enligt en förteckning för år 1735, under ledning av "Kapten Elias Nibbling" (s. 47).

Hattarnas krig utföll inte så väl (vissa bedömmare kunde kanske påstå, att Sverige närmast bugade och tog av sig hatten för Ryssland).

Kungliga Österbottens regemente var stationerat norr om Fredrikshamn på orter som Anjala, Kuivala, Husula.

Till Österbottens regementes officerare och underofficerare den 21 november 1741 hörde enligt Petanders tabell Sergeant Nils Granberg, i Lochteå kompani, som fortfarande leddes av "Kapten Elias Nibling" (s 64).

Här syns också en "konflikt" i C-B. J. Petanders uppgifter. Enligt registret bak i boken fick Granberg avsked 28.9.1741, fem dagar (sic!) efter det att han blivit befordrad till sergeant. Och i ovan nämnda tabell var han sergeant åtminstone ännu 21.11.1741 (då 43 år gammal). (I vilket fall som helst, i tabellen över Österbottens regementes befäl och underbefäl i slutet av 1742 syns Nils Granberg inte längre.)

Trumpular Bells

Donald Trump is the Mike "Tubular Bells" Oldfield
of politics. Donald's power symphony is an ever growing
Trumpular Bells. Just when you thought that there are
so many tracks and stuff-ish on already, that this
must come to an end, manages Trump to put on
a new sound, a different instrument out of his
personal national anthems. And this is no fake stuff,
DT is playing all "the violins" by himself. I just
wonder when he'll put on the final track, the dividing
bell, the amazing huge, really huge I tell you,
the finally amazing gong: THE TRUMPULAR BELLS
(but for whom the bells will toll)? 
 

torsdag 26 januari 2017

Trumpoline to throw mexicans back

Donald Trump has amazing plans again, amazing plans. Rumours tell, yes rumours tell you, that he will build a huge trumpoline, a huge trumpoline, that will throw mexicans back, will throw mexicans back, mexicans back, all the way to Mexico over the wall. The wall the wall. Amazing plans, such plans you have never heard of. I tell you, never heard of.

Break fast in America

Supertrump is here, and he's going to break fast.
He'll change the world as you know it
from yesterday before breakfast.
And he's not into any Caliphatication,
so just change your logical song.
Soon Breakfast in America
sounds like Holiday in Cambodia.

***

There he stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Welcome to the Hotel Trumponia
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely race

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the Bannon,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"


***

...new breaking news...
"President Donald Trump to publish weekly list
of crimes committed by immigrants."


måndag 23 januari 2017

Trumbortion

The post-truth and nothing but the alternative truth.
Then we have this thing called trumbortion,
when you present your own facts
and abort
the truth of others.

söndag 22 januari 2017

(How Donald Trump got rich or) Less is more!

Look, like two berries...
This is a screen capture from The New York Times:
"Trump’s Inauguration vs. Obama’s: Comparing the Crowds".

But don't believe what you read or see - or, less is more:

"He also called journalists 'among the most dishonest human beings on earth,' and he said that up to 1.5 million people had attended his inauguration, a claim that photographs disproved.

He said news organizations had deliberately misstated the size of the crowd at Mr. Trump’s inauguration on Friday in an attempt to sow divisions at a time when Mr. Trump was trying to unify the country, warning that the new administration would hold them to account."
(TNYT: "With False Claims, Trump Attacks Media on Turnout and Intelligence Rift")

måndag 16 januari 2017

The Flight of Trumbo

No, Donald Trump does not need any new Air Force One.
He's got many options for his flights.

torsdag 12 januari 2017

Trumbo - The First Bull

The Man Who Bought/Sold the World,
Wants to Make America Big Again.
Rambo was 175 cm small,
Trumbo is 188 cm tall.

Well, the taller they are,
the harder they fall.

The Touch

The Touch or The Creation of Trumputin,
staring Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump.
"Donald Trump: If Vladimir Putin likes me, it’s an asset."
(Category: fake art.)


tisdag 10 januari 2017

Tweet Peaks

Coming Soon To A Twitter Account Near You.

måndag 2 januari 2017

Kristinestad kors i all sin dar

Kristinestad by day, by night.
Oh what a stay, what a sight.
Kristinestad paketerar inför Suomi Finland 100 år
och Reformationen 500 år.
Också tornet skall lindas in.
Herr Smiley.
Lyktan tänds.
Tikapuita taivaaseen.
Blånad på söderfjärden.
Genom nyckelhålet.
Käglor.
Djup.
Solnedgång på savannen.
Vattenfärg.
Lustljus.
Pepparkakshus.
I österled.
Sagan om de två tornen.
Bocken som inte brann.
Kristinestads kyrka, reparation på gång.
Gott Nytt År 2017 så småningom.